You know how women are constantly portrayed as designer-bag-hogging, lipstick-loving shoe whores in books with alliterative names involving hair color and department stores? I used to say, "Ha, I pity the fools. I am just fine with my 5,000 cheap leather H&M totes and Target shoes." I was not a "shoe person" or a "bag person". My closet was not lined with shoe boxes like I was the maniacal curator of a shoe museum. Bags inside dust-bags were not seeping out of my closet like uncontained consumer floodwaters.
Ok, that sounds really dramatic. What I mean to say is...I am now that cliche. How did it happen? Don't know, don't care. But I will tell you that I have 50 pairs of shoes (and counting.) Here is what I'm looking at (I need to blow off some shoe steam!).
Gladiators: I Know What You Did Last Summer
So, they're back. Love'em or hate'm, the strappy gladiator has returned for Spring/Summer '09. Personally, I like them (and own them, duh). My husband hates them with a passion, as (for some reason) many men do. But whatevs, I don't listen to clouds on a sunny day (thank you, Mr. Show)! Here are some that I would willingly squander my hard-earned cash for:

This delightful betch is from Hayden-Harnett, a Brooklyn-based designer duo that I CANNOT get enough of. In fact, I own many of their fab leather goods and perhaps shall be the topic of another post...in any case, I MUST HAVE THESE! At
HH for $258
Dear Opening Ceremony...WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS?
They have a chunk-o '90s heel that I love, PLUS the strappy gladiator look PLUS the laceup...can I ask for MORE?
These Dolce Vita sass-quatches were a bestseller in the store where I work...I present to you the "Chastity"!
YEAH, THESE ARE EXTREME! Get over it. DV, what up.
Thats all for today, lovies. More greed tomorrow, hooray!